MOVE THAT ASS!

Today I dared to displease my body and ventured outside to jog. "let's go bod, move your ass!" I told my body but it just didn't feel like it so I had to force it. The first few minutes are always difficult but then I got the hang of it and pranced away stylishly on the footpath giving and receiving smiles.

I have a very bad habit of not being able to stick to my exercise plans. I barely stick to exercise for two or three days and then forget about it for weeks and then suddenly I return to the field with vigor to repeat the same pattern. I remember in August and September I actually manage to go jogging pretty regularly. I was in Pakistan then and I was in a much better mental state then. Looking back I remember what my motivation was, when I used to get tired I exerted myself farther by saying: "You have to have a sexy nice body for [my very temporary crush at that time]" Hehehe I remember it sure motivated me when I thought about him feeling me up and caressing me. "Yes Bruce 15 more minutes, and you'll be the Greek sexy boy from classical time presented as a god-given gift to [that guy]!"

Hmmm...I used to be so cool back then :-)