MY MOST HORRIFIC SECRET
Today I utter a few words that might change your mind about me forever and make you either covet me eagerly or urge you to plan on the best way of killing me:
*Ok, just say it Bruce, I know it's very hard for you to come out with this secret but you have to come clean now*
I LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.
*pause after the shock of uttering such a heresy*
I'm sorry, I swear I'm pretty cool otherwise! I just like the whole squeaky clean girl suddenly shocking the bigots and getting all daring and sexual. I know, I know it's all fake and commercial BUT, "It's my prerogative!"
*Ok, just say it Bruce, I know it's very hard for you to come out with this secret but you have to come clean now*
I LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.
*pause after the shock of uttering such a heresy*
I'm sorry, I swear I'm pretty cool otherwise! I just like the whole squeaky clean girl suddenly shocking the bigots and getting all daring and sexual. I know, I know it's all fake and commercial BUT, "It's my prerogative!"
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