I'M 46% GAY!
So today I was judged-judged by the Gay-O-Meter. After being subjected to intense personal interrogation I was informed that I was--hold your breath--46% gay!
Wait a second, 46%?! Who designs these quizes anyway? What did they write about someone who's 46% gay? Here goes:
"Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and you are a happy and well-adjusted homo guy."
It came to this conclusion because:
1) I am not too concerned about clothes and fashion.
2) I don't use any beauty products except for soap, shampoo, shaving cream, toothpaste and moisturizer.
3) I don't pluck my eyebrows (huh!)
Basically all social (western) constructs and ideas of how gays are supposed to be.
Sometimes it seems to me that eventhough sexual orientation is a fact, but all other related behaviors, preferences, styles-which seem natural and real to us-are just socially learned roles. Which means--here's the shocker--there's no difference between straight and gay people, except for sexual preference (which can also be contested).
Wait a second, 46%?! Who designs these quizes anyway? What did they write about someone who's 46% gay? Here goes:
"Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and you are a happy and well-adjusted homo guy."
It came to this conclusion because:
1) I am not too concerned about clothes and fashion.
2) I don't use any beauty products except for soap, shampoo, shaving cream, toothpaste and moisturizer.
3) I don't pluck my eyebrows (huh!)
Basically all social (western) constructs and ideas of how gays are supposed to be.
Sometimes it seems to me that eventhough sexual orientation is a fact, but all other related behaviors, preferences, styles-which seem natural and real to us-are just socially learned roles. Which means--here's the shocker--there's no difference between straight and gay people, except for sexual preference (which can also be contested).
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