BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT!

Now I definitely didn't see this coming:

There is this friend of mine from school who I occasionally chat with online. I always assumed he was straight so it was a shock when he started hitting on me in a pretty obvious way. I pretend it's a joke-you know that's how Pakistani guys act- but it seems that it might not be the case.

Friend: You are going to have sex in USA, I'm sure of that.
Me: Well I'm not too sure about it.
Friend: Don't go wild there like running around naked!
Me: LOL well that would be fun!
Friend: Oh its sure gonna be fun for others. But you're going to get in trouble
Me: What?
Friend: You think people will not grab you and enjoy themselves? I wouldn't be able to resist!
Me: *arched eyebrows*whatever
Friend: If you don't find any girlfriend there then I'm going to take you ;-)
Me: Dream on! are you feeling ok?
Friend: Have you ever had some kind of sexual experience?
Me: Why should I tell you? Especially since you have apparently become a freak
Friend: Well neither have I and I can imagine it with you.
Me: What the hell?!
Friend: Chill out. LOL. I'm just joking
Me: oh. umm..I gtg now
Friend: see you later. Bye
Me: yea bye