WELL, ATLEAST I MAKE BOOKSTORES FUN!

Yup it's raining AGAIN!

But I actually felt good today after feeling low for weeks. Today, I went to Barnes&Nobles as I had finally decided to get those dreaded course books and actually start studying. I actually enjoyed the experience of going to the bookstore. But I just spent a few minutes getting my course books and then decided to explore!

Hmmm, where do you think a person like me would go first? The sex section ofcourse! So, there I was perusing through the 'The joys of gay sex,' and looking at other 'very' vividly illustrated books on gay sex positions. I decided I needed more time for this (duh!) so I sat down right there in the aisle and carefully took in the exotic sexual positions and that's when I realized, "Boy, Am I sexually tame! If only I get the opportunities... I must eventually do all this stuff someday." I mean, I don't even fantasize about such positions!

I felt I was in heaven as I never could do something like this in good 'ol Pakistan. I mean, here I was openly enjoying a gay sex manual in public (WOW!). How very liberating and how it suits Brucie perfectly!

And then how could I not enjoy being stared at by the other patrons at the gay sex shelf? They observed what I was reading, they smiled, some gave short comments like, "That one's nice." "oh! I better try that position." And I made it a point to show that I was very into the explicit pictures infront of me. WOW, Today could have been the best day of my life! First, this was the first time that I interacted with (apparently) gay people in USA and second it was just great fun!