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WHAT ABOUT A LAW REQUIRING EVERYONE TO PLEASE ME WHEN I DESIRE?
Hehe! That one was ordained by Bruce Almighty!
We human beings are so weird! Check out some of these real laws:
1)It’s a crime in London to have sex on a parked motorcycle
2)In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal... and it HURTS.
3)Here’s some hot stuff: In Bakersfield California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. Read that one again: The Devil's GAY! LOL!
4)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation!! Wow, effective population control strategy!
5)It’s illegal in Minnesota for a man to have sex with a live fish (is it OK for a woman?).
6)A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Take that, slave . . .
7)Here’s an interesting one: in Willowdale Oregon, it’s illegal for a man to curse during sex. Fuck! -- oops!
8)In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband. Damn! talk about a serious case of foot fetish!
9)Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. What the fuck?!
10)During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime! Thank God they didn't have PETA there!
11)In Oxford Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Duh!
12)In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Down, boy!
13)Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female (no word on if the animals must have a permit). Having sexual relations with a male animal is however expressly forbidden. You must draw the line somewhere!
14)In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. What will those wild Mormons think of next?
15)Passionate kissing is banned in Sorocaba, Brazil. Hmm...is it bad breath( halitosis) phobia?
16)While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort if they were caught: their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum!
Damn! and all this time I thought the MMA (Paki islamic party) maulvis were experts with coming up with the most stupid laws but it seems they're in good company :-)
We human beings are so weird! Check out some of these real laws:
1)It’s a crime in London to have sex on a parked motorcycle
2)In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal... and it HURTS.
3)Here’s some hot stuff: In Bakersfield California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. Read that one again: The Devil's GAY! LOL!
4)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation!! Wow, effective population control strategy!
5)It’s illegal in Minnesota for a man to have sex with a live fish (is it OK for a woman?).
6)A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Take that, slave . . .
7)Here’s an interesting one: in Willowdale Oregon, it’s illegal for a man to curse during sex. Fuck! -- oops!
8)In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband. Damn! talk about a serious case of foot fetish!
9)Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. What the fuck?!
10)During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime! Thank God they didn't have PETA there!
11)In Oxford Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Duh!
12)In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Down, boy!
13)Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female (no word on if the animals must have a permit). Having sexual relations with a male animal is however expressly forbidden. You must draw the line somewhere!
14)In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. What will those wild Mormons think of next?
15)Passionate kissing is banned in Sorocaba, Brazil. Hmm...is it bad breath( halitosis) phobia?
16)While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort if they were caught: their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum!
Damn! and all this time I thought the MMA (Paki islamic party) maulvis were experts with coming up with the most stupid laws but it seems they're in good company :-)
posted by Brucie | 9:41 PM
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