KILL THE CUPID!

Oh no! Valentine day is coming and I have to endure seeing all these beautifully irritating candies, bears and what not displayed everywhere for that special someone. And what the hell is happening nowadays? Everywhere I look there are sweet, mushy, irritating couples kissing each other! I look on my left and I see a couple cuddling and then I tell my heart to relax, as it starts to bother me, and look on the right, and lookie lookie another one of those happy looking couples!

I firmly believe that valentine's day was made by the universe for the sole purpose of taunting and torturing me. The universe wanted to have fun playing with me so what did it do? It made this elaborate plan so that it would have extra exciting fun.

Well, so you think I would give in this easily? NO! I am going to hold my head up high, get ready and then go watch the vagina monologues all alone. I think there's something very depressingly hilarious about a fag watching the vagina monolgues on the valentine's day alone. There's nothing like hearing a woman speak about freeing her vagina!